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| Audience participation is essential... |
| I said help! |
| Call for mass; that's your; involvement... |
| Essential... |
| So come on! |
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| Someone show me to my funky seat ah |
| Come on and show me to my funky seat |
| Show me to my funky seat |
| Show me to my funky seat |
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| Man I'm cained I cant stand no more |
| Would ya show me to my funky seat |
| Shore porter, off-shore porter |
| Would ya show me to my funky seat |
| Janet Street get Gail Porter |
| To show me up her funky street |
| I heard she nearly died; you know she's alright |
| Now deport her to my funky seat |
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| Hay you up there; get down |
| Here let me show you to your funky seat |
| Just try it baby- I'm dancing |
| Try and show me to some flunky seat |
| Uh-uh no way under umbrella |
| You could show me to my funky seat |
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| Not going to no funky seat |
| I ain't going to no funky seat |
| Walking shoes impede dancing feet so |
| So now i go barefoot |
| And get off up on your funky seat |
| Get up off on your funky seat |
| Get on up off your funky seat |
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| Now I don't care if you as stiff as a stuff dead hare |
| Joe Boyce got no beaf with it |
| And I don't care if you as floppy as a poppy |
| A wiltin' poppy is full o' shit |
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| You can't show me to no funky seat, no |
| You can't show me to no funky seat |
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